Curse

One and Two · Oct 25, 2005, 05:31 AM // 05:31

So basically, post up some dumb excuses why someone had to be AFK or leave a party and rejoin.

One time I was pugging at tombs (omg...I know). At the ghostlies, someone dropped. We got 10%. UW, someone drops. We still won. Burial Mounds, we are down to two people and one guy leaves the game. Someone res's and starts a res chain, and we get up with two henchies (7 total) and win the round. After we go to HoH and lose (3 henchies...big deal), we come out to tombs again. We try to find three new guys, and this guys tries to join again. His excuse for dropping when everyone was almost dead?

I Had a gun to my head, and I had to stop playing for a second.

glenn_rolfe · Oct 25, 2005, 05:54 AM // 05:54

we were tomb pugging against a korean group and one guy in our group said before the fight "I like my Koreans well done" , and then one monk dropped. Reason: "I only play with vegetarians"
I'm sure that doesn't make a whole lot of sense to you either.

Lampshade · Oct 25, 2005, 06:11 AM // 06:11

This is from Family Guy, although my friend had the nerve to say it to the science teacher.

teacher: Taylor! ARE YOU SLEEPING IN CLASS?
Taylor: No, I have a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate it.

Lag Hell · Oct 25, 2005, 09:32 AM // 09:32

On ts;
Dude: (background noise) HEY JASON, ITS GETTING LATE, GO TO BED
Us: (thinking) wtf..??!?
Dude: errr, guys, i gtg, my gf is here
*dude leaves
Us: LOLLLLLLLLL

Echo Flanger · Oct 25, 2005, 09:35 AM // 09:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn_rolfe

we were tomb pugging against a korean group and one guy in our group said before the fight "I like my Koreans well done" , and then one monk dropped. Reason: "I only play with vegetarians"
I'm sure that doesn't make a whole lot of sense to you either.

LMFAO

Lag Hell · Oct 25, 2005, 09:44 AM // 09:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn_rolfe

we were tomb pugging against a korean group and one guy in our group said before the fight "I like my Koreans well done" , and then one monk dropped. Reason: "I only play with vegetarians"
I'm sure that doesn't make a whole lot of sense to you either.

i think the guy jus didnt like the racist comment, personally it pisses me off sumtimes as well. u should see Toa when koreas has favour...>_>

Tactical-Dillusions · Oct 25, 2005, 10:03 AM // 10:03

I had to go AFK for a moment once because the hamster escaped. It almost gave me a heart attack when i saw it out the corner of my eye.

Witchblade · Oct 25, 2005, 10:56 AM // 10:56

leaver: "oh hmm.. i gtg in a sec i have to ..

/disconnected

Soulfly · Oct 25, 2005, 12:25 PM // 12:25

Guy goes afk at Dunes of Despair, comes back 5 mins later. Us :"Dude, what happened?" Guy: "Sorry, my fart grew a head."

Sister Rosette · Oct 25, 2005, 12:30 PM // 12:30

'Hang on, my girlfriend is just about to finish me.'

Sometimes you just don't want to know.

Virgo · Oct 25, 2005, 12:37 PM // 12:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lag Hell

On ts;
Dude: (background noise) HEY JASON, ITS GETTING LATE, GO TO BED
Us: (thinking) wtf..??!?
Dude: errr, guys, i gtg, my gf is here
*dude leaves
Us: LOLLLLLLLLL

rofllllll....that's pwnage...

Doooom · Oct 25, 2005, 12:45 PM // 12:45

Thirsty River, in the middle of 2nd fight-

Monk: I'm gonna be afk for a few min. I'm cooking some steak.

huh · Oct 25, 2005, 01:08 PM // 13:08

Something about a cat running over the guy's keyboard.
Its not funny, just bad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lag Hell

On ts;
Dude: (background noise) HEY JASON, ITS GETTING LATE, GO TO BED
Us: (thinking) wtf..??!?
Dude: errr, guys, i gtg, my gf is here
*dude leaves
Us: LOLLLLLLLLL

The guy's girlfriend sounds like a dude?
Reminds me of a girl I knew once, boy was her voice deep.
I'd take a slightly deep-ish voice over a screechy whiny voice any day.
Sounds sexay

Platinum Agent · Oct 25, 2005, 01:53 PM // 13:53

This is the excuse I use when I disconnect: "Sorry guys, I disconnected." So far, I've been getting positive feedback from the players of my original team. Here's the dialogue of one of my pwnage team's runs in HoH:

Me: w00t, we took them korean losers down!
Monk: Alright, lets finish off these creeps
Monk has left the game.
Warrior: WTF???????????????????

*Match ends, we lost in the HoH itself.*

Me: Alright, now to ponder on why that ----- left
{Monk}: Sorry dude, my pants got wet. My computer got shorted out.

Not quite funny, but disturbing.

PieXags · Oct 25, 2005, 09:18 PM // 21:18

"Sorry guys I've gotta head out for a bit. It fell off."
-PieXags

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 25, 2005, 09:37 PM // 21:37

This one i saw before.

*OMG a raccoon is outside my house*
"I'm going to be afk, and be back in 10 minutes after i kill it"

htb723 · Oct 25, 2005, 10:30 PM // 22:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doooom

Thirsty River, in the middle of 2nd fight-

Monk: I'm gonna be afk for a few min. I'm cooking some steak.

hahahahaha random shtuff

Avari Zi · Oct 25, 2005, 10:51 PM // 22:51

"I have to go, my power just went out."

TheEPIC · Oct 25, 2005, 10:58 PM // 22:58

Me- "I have to go, my dad just fell off a ladder and broke his wrist... moron" (that day truly sucked)

Tzhebee · Oct 25, 2005, 11:36 PM // 23:36

Hell's: kid goes AFK because mom said he needed to do the dishes or log off.
Hell's (same freaking night): dude goes AFK to eat dinner, half way through mission!
Hell's (yes same night...wasn't my night aparantly): dude goes AFK to fold clothes.
FOW: kid goes AFK to play Halo 2.
UW: Guildie goes AFK because a cat ran under his desk...but he doesn't own a cat!

My personal worst:
THKeep: disconnected right as we finish and the "!" symbol appears of dwarf head, JUST before I can talk to him....2 year old hit the power button.